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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Lizzard-LeonMale/Japan Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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Oh dear...

Wed Nov 11, 2009, 8:59 AM
It seems that me and my new BFF have failed to find a guy for her. So please, if you are interested here's a form to fill out in order to go out with Pink-hair Two.

1. What is your name and police record?

2. Why do you like this Cervello?

3. Are you going to keep in mind that if you break her heart you will most likely be murdered?

4. Do you have a pink-hair fetish?

5. Do you believe that you are handsome enough to handle this job?

6. Do you know how to lie and make people feel better?


That's basically it. But anyway, I decided I might as well put in a little advertisment here.
*flicks tail cheerfully* If you're looking for a good prostitute, give Lal-san a call, I give her a nine....or an eight point five.

((PFFT IN CELEBRATION OF CRACK WEEK~ HERE IS YOUR CRACK JOURNAL~ eue))

  • Mood: Exhilarated
  • Listening to: Sounds coming from down the hall ono
  • Reading: The calories in one serving of chips
  • Eating: A pile of snacks

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  • Current Residence: Japan
  • Interests: Food...Watching people fight or argue
  • Personal Quote: Nngh, being nice is giving me a headache.

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:iconbirdswii:
Thankies so murch' fer' the fave!!=D

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:iconlizzard-leon:
((NNNGH ARCOBALENO ART <33333))

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:iconcherrytsuna:
Thank you very much for the fav~ :D

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"It's not right to bite the mentally ill."

Sexy Dying Will Boxers~ :b0x0rz:

CherylXStarbucks = OTP
:iconlizzard-leon:
((....eue Like a boss))

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:iconirenukia:
Thanks for the fav :iconleleleplz:

:heart:

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:iconlizzard-leon:
((Not a problem, 8059 deserves the the love :iconultimateplz:))

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:iconirenukia:
8059 deserves everythinggg :iconffffplz:

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~ The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow ~
:iconlizzard-leon:
((SO TRUE))

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:iconrissespieces:
Thanks for the favourite! :)
:iconlizzard-leon:
((:iconufufuplz: Thanks for making the deviation))

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